I Find P99 Problems Before They Find You.
Building Infrastructure Daily | 50+ Technical Audits | 20 Years at Scale
P99 performance optimization and technical infrastructure consulting for scaling companies and PE firms.
Hidden P99 Problems Are Everywhere.
They kill user experience. Tank acquisitions. Destroy Black Friday.
With 20 years building distributed systems and 50+ infrastructure audits under my belt, I find and fix issues others miss. Whether you're scaling your startup, preparing for acquisition, or optimizing enterprise infrastructure - I've been there.
Currently building infrastructure at scale. Previously architected systems handling billions of requests. Deep SOC2 implementation expertise. M&A survivor from both sides.
Limited availability - Currently booking for Q4 2024
How I Help
Infrastructure Emergency
$10,000/week | Start today
When your P99 has become your P0
Get Help Now →P99 Performance Audit
$5,000 | 48 hours
Find bottlenecks before they become outages
Learn More →Technical Due Diligence
From $15,000 | 2-3 weeks
Complete infrastructure evaluation for M&A transactions
Learn More →Black Friday Prep
$7,500 | 1 week
Ensure your infrastructure survives peak traffic
Learn More →PE Technical Advisory
$8,000/month | Ongoing
Your technical partner for all portfolio deals
Learn More →Why Companies Trust The P99 Guy
Hands-On Leadership
Building at scale daily, not theorizing
50+ Audits
Delivered globally for Fortune 500
M&A Experience
Lived through acquisitions, know what matters
SOC2 Expert
Led and participated in multiple implementations
Anonymous
Discretion for sensitive DD projects